Inappropriate Magic (Magic of Magic Book 1) ($2.99 to Free)

Author: Clayton Wood.

Rating: 4.2 out of 5 (610 Reviews)

Book Description:

Destined to become a wizard & save the world, Chauncy's grandma forced him to do the responsible thing and get a job instead. And that, dear reader, was how the end of the world began!
When the great wizard Imperius Fanning knocked on Chauncy's door, ready to make the boy his apprentice, his grandma answered it...and told Imperius to take a hike. So instead of going on a grand adventure to become a great and powerful wizard so he could save the world from certain destruction, Chauncy got a job.
Twenty-five years later, destiny came for Chauncy a second time. But after a lifetime of being a rather boring adult, Chauncy doesn't believe in magic or destiny or any of that fantasy crap. But when he told destiny to take a hike, it knocked him out, tied him up, and kidnapped him.
Now Chauncy has no choice but to go on the grand adventure he'd been putting off, to become a great and powerful wizard. Problem is, if he doesn't fulfill his destiny, the world as he knows it will end. And even if he does learn to become the wizard he should have been long ago, it might be too late anyway!
If you like books by Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, get the first book in this (inappropriate) fantasy comedy now!